Yaya Toure Drops 2,100-Word Essay On Why ‘Bums Are A Secret Weapon In Football’ And It’s Gone Viral

  Yaya Toure has dropped the greatest tribute to bottoms since Sir Mix-A-Lot explained that he can’t lie about his love for backsides, explaining why they’re so important in football. Toure chose his debut writing for The Athletic to announce to the world exactly why people should appreciate the role in football the humble bum plays in … Read more